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A month of her is enough
Act like you ain't never seen no pussy before what you tryin' to do scare the bitch off
After ronnie and tricks were released from jail they started workin' at club sugar daddy's
After seeing my new apartment she asked if she could work with me at the players club
Ah the real party at here!
Ain't no balls there bitch could've fooled me!
Ain't no moonlighting round here!
Ain't nobody about to pay for no drunk ass table dance from you
Ain't nobody lied to us
All right
All right all right bye peace
All right all right just calm down okay I can explain everything
All right girls! get up! y'all know what that mean! there's money upstairs come on let's go let's get it big money
All right then bye all right girl
All right then they was cheap tonight
All right well what if this cat wake up man what you think we knock his ass back out
All right when it is i'll let you know
All right you white motherfuckers all eyes on me if I catch you looking at anything else i'm going to beat your ass like a runaway slave
All the pussy I hooked your ass up with!
All this drama
Always question the information you receive if it is in fact the truth then it should be able to withstand the test of investigation
And as for me you watch the news don't you
And blue he's a top dj at v103
And blue you about to get fired
And blue! what I don't need your services either!
And don't be gettin' smart rich ass motherfuckers
And don't be worried about them other hos 'cause they would not be worried about you
And for a mere ten dollars you can have the ladies of your wet dreams to come and give you a personal table dance
And good luck with your final exams thank you
And he saw all these beautiful black women walking around singing dancing working living in the nude
And how do I know that
And I didn't even get to lock the doors
And I should never have brought lance around you anyway that was my fault
And I want my doggone percentage
And i'm telling dollar bill too
And if I have to come back dollar it's gonna be trouble trouble chi town!
And it all goes down here at the players club
And it was all good until he needed his space whatever the fuck that means
And my father and I was even speaking again
And my mama told her mama I would keep her out of trouble
And there's dollar bill
And we never did like your punk ass
And what's that supposed to mean just what it sound like
And you be a real woman next time like this
And you have anybody ever told you you look like the father from good times
And you know everybody got something to say that's what i'm talking about everybody got something to say
Anyway fellas we got coming to the stage we got a veteran
Are you going to do it yeah I need some money
Are you gonna ever pay 'em
As for brooklyn and k c they're still working for st louis and st louis is still runnin'the south
Ask ebony if she's still gonna do junior's bachelor party for me
Ask junior
Aw man your daddy you know what as a matter of fact I probably need to get you home
Baby i'll be down there! don't worry about nothin'
Baby those white bitches looked at that white man dead in the eye and told him fuck that pay me
Back when I was a senior in high school all I wanted to do was attend a famous black college and study journalism
Be cool look diamond be cool all right
Beat your meat section
Because I don't trust anybody's information but my own
Because I don't want this guy to know where I live at yet
Because i'm telling you i'm getting fed up with this
Bend over spread your legs stick your butt out come on back end bounce for me
Better have my 60 gs
Better watch that big ol' thang
Big bad dollar bill
Big headed ho
Bitch
Bitch you think I was gonna let you get away with that
Blue came late man
Blue move away from that door
Blue! blue!
Booty number one booty number two booty number three
Boy if you don't move away from that door i'm gonna put something in your ass!
Bring that ass on
Bring your ass over here
Brooklyn do something to make me feel better
Brooklyn k c what's up
Brooklyn yeah what up boss do something to make me feel better
Bucket nekkids you could see they public hairs
But after a few hours and a few more drinks I didn't even worry about it
But I heard it wasn't no males there it was just females
But i'm just a little jealous
But if you're looking for the hos with bullet holes cigarette burns and stab wounds you in the right goddamn spot
But me and you both know sometimes you got to work too hard for that ten dollars they be wanting you to do too much
But my father had different plans for my life
But you ain't dancin' with me
But you could give me yours
But you gonna do cool though they been askin' about you all night
But you know she was with ronnie and tricks and you know how they get down yeah
Bye lance
Bye mama
Bye mama bye
Call me jimmy call you jimmy i'll call you jimmy if that's what you want I will call you jimmy mr armstrong
Call somebody please! help me!
Can I ask y'all a question what
Can I come in hell no! don't you ever come to my house again i'm gonna call the police on you
Can I stay up and wait for you till you get back from work
Can you come pick me up please
Can't do that dollar
Chili shit
Come and get me
Come get me in the hotel she somethin'
Come here and let me holler at you shit
Come here man you ain't coming here no more now get out of here! get your butt out of here!
Come on bitch! come on!
Come on breast feed me baby
Come on brooklyn this ain't funny
Come on come on
Come on doodie brown doodie brown
Come on girl
Come on hurry up! let's go!
Come on in
Come on let's go in my room come on
Come on let's go you all right man
Come on man I don't owe you the money
Come on man turn back on the light
Come on man! come on man! gimme to the fifteenth to pay man!
Come on man! i'm sorry man! come on man!
Come on ****a this ain't nothin' new come on
Come on now
Come on now honey
Come on player!
Come on step to the car
Come on we're taking you all in see if you got any warrants
Come on y'all petty
Come on! what come on!
Coming to the stage is one of the finest ladies here at the players club
Cut his eyelids off and keep taking his picture
Damn
Damn (2)
Damn (3)
Damn baby it's about time
Damn calm down man!
Damn can y'all spray something it stink up in here it's probably you
Damn girl they some hounds tell me about it
Damn it was really luke what's up luke what's up man
Damn! get your ass out the car! get out!
Dancers where y'all dance at the players club
Dang this is good
Dawg i'm a lifetime member up in here boy
Diamond your ass is fired!
Diamond!
Diana be cool! get out!
Diana don't hang up please help me
Diana he'll calm down just wait honey!
Diana!
Did you tell him that I called
Diz amn
Do me this one favor ok haven't I always looked out for you
Do somethin'! do somethin'!
Do what I tell you!
Do you hear me talking to you mama i'm gone!
Do you think you can get more rest good just don't get it in my classroom
Do you understand what i'm saying to you yes sir
Dollar bill
Dollar bill was never heard from again
Dollar bill yo he the number one player down here
Don't be stupid girl use what god gave you
Don't come in here on me like that you scared me half to damn death
Don't cry baby don't cry baby
Don't forget don't tell grandma ebony didn't come home last night okay
Don't forget review chapters 27 and 54
Don't have to worry about me i'll find a ride home
Don't jerk your head got a hair trigger
Don't keep worryin' about it dollar say he gonna take care of it
Don't make us have to search this place why not man y'all search it three or four times a week anyway
Don't mention it just come back and see me sometime
Don't pay attention to what he says!
Don't play dumb boy you know what the motel is
Don't start with me tonight daddy dang!
Don't worry about it I ask the questions here
Don't you remember me from last weekend
Don't you think you may want to put some clothes on
Drop that weapon! reggie! i'm gonna bust your head!
Drop you off at a fashion show ****a
Drunk bitch
Dunk the booty!
Easy miss thing
Ebony
Ebony got ****d at junior's party tonight and you left her there didn't you
Ebony jumped head first into this lifestyle
Ebony moved back to tallahassee with her mother
Ebony you really need to slow your roll down
Ebony!
Ebony's out of control I don't know what to do
Either you stop stripping or i'm gone bye
Every girl was nervous their first night but they got used to it
Every wednesday thursday friday saturday it's the same thing
Everybody and they mama got something to say about my job!
Everybody can't go to college some of us got to use what we got to get what we want
Everybody leave the dressing room please
Everybody outta the fuckin' dressin' room please!
Everybody says that trix is for kids and she got four of them motherfuckers so give it up for tricks
Everything was cool at least until my 18 year old cousin ebony moved here from tallahassee a month before finals
Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute
Excuse me miss armstrong
Excuse me miss thing
Excuse me no excuse me
Excuse me! can I get some service
Excuse you you better watch where you going!
Excuses excuses
Fat boy won't let me leave
Finals was right around the corner
First I got to pass you better pass
First of all I buy that fool's records all the time he can speak to me
For all that money
For what lance he ain't nobody
For you and my mama's information I don't need nobody watching me i'm grown
Forget you punk I don't even like your stuff I wouldn't buy a bootleg from your mama punk
Four years going to be done passed you by and you going to be riding around in a honda accord
Freeman yo freeman! I told you there ain't no spare in there man it's empty man!
Fuck all y'all with a sick dick! fuck all y'all!
Fuck that fool
Fuck them hos ****a
Fuck these hos man
Fuck what everybody got to say
Fuck you dollar!
Fuck you!
Fuck yourself you know how to do it better
Fucker don't scare me
Get back
Get dressed all right
Get him yourself yeah man get him myself
Get in the car man I am fat ass
Get it get it! get on that ass come on!
Get off the stage man!
Get out there and get a house of your own!
Get the fuck out of my way!
Get your butt off the stage!
Get your hands off me! you fucked up! go get your stuff!
Get your hands off of me
Get your shit and get the fuck out of my house!
Girl I could not put up with your job I couldn't put up with yours either
Girl it look like you got your ass whipped!
Girl move back
Girl what the fuck is this shit it's the party
Girl why you trippin' you know you can't keep no ****a working up in here
Girl you got my homies clowning me and shit!
Give me another drink and ten minutes
Go girl!
Go in and see what's happenin' strap it on you know
Go on and open the trunk get the spare out and we'll help you with the tire
Go on get ronnie to go downstairs with you all right
God damn it! fuck! fuck! fuck!
God damn it! I said you can't park there!
Good evening i'm diana armstrong and we're live in front of the players club where fools have once again shot up another party
Good good that's good thinking you was quick you was good on your feet that time man
Good I hope they brought some money with them because I brought a new moneymaker with me all right
Good job reggie
Got money money
Great I can't complain the wife's still a pain in the ass though
Hallelujah!
Hands behind your back that's it
He a fool
He ain't in there he went to the airport
He crazy
He figure he go back to europe and start the same type of business take away from my black womens
He gonna pay y'all
He got a gun y'all get back this ****a's ill
He got arrested today by freeman and peters
He had a meeting with them people from v103 that's right i'm tellin'
He made me burn my nose and
He should be back about 11 00 or 11 30
He want to see you go down
He was the one that gave me the name diamond he said cause my face was so pretty but he never really looked at my face
He went to pick these girls up man
He's trying to relax man no autographs
Hell no ain't no spare in there I already just finished checking
Hell no my uncle owns his own tow truck company yeah
Hell no!
Hell yeah shit dancing and fucking is two different things
Hello
Hello diana i'm sorry
Hello I knew she wasn't gonna be here
Hello we got an emergency up here in room what's the room number I don't know! it's room 306 it's it's room 306
Help me move his big ass around
Help you do what
Here we go all right thank you
Here we go broke ****as with money
Hey ain't you supposed to help me try these on
Hey baby how you doing
Hey blue let me tell you straight up okay
Hey calm down now we got something special for y'all calm down
Hey check it out i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a table dance today
Hey diamond come here girl
Hey diamond so this is your apartment
Hey diamond what's up
Hey ebony i'm gonna take these
Hey ebony you trippin'
Hey girl
Hey girl have you seen my cousin
Hey girl she ain't even ready to dance yet come on she ain't drunk
Hey good lookin' out
Hey hey it's kind of slow huh
Hey hey look here first of all I wanna welcome all y'all broke ass entrepo ****as to the players club
Hey I ain't trying to come here muscle you and nothin' like that
Hey look this is a **** charge! now unless you want to go down as the number one suspect you better pull your nose out of this business!
Hey man he owed us some money he gave us the car we caught a flat
Hey now!
Hey peters you know in school I actually thought you was a little punk ass bitch but you turned out to be pretty cool
Hey professor what's up man
Hey reg hey dawg there go luke so
Hey reg they just gave us the holler
Hey ronnie why don't you come to the car with me right quick for what I want to show you somethin'
Hey ronnie! we got to call mama!
Hey tricks bring your old ass over here
Hey vanilla you want to do my brother's bachelor party
Hey wait
Hey wait a minute
Hey what up
Hey where the hos at all you had to do was ask me i'd have paid some hos
Hey y'all wait up
Hey yo freeman
Hey you got everybody waitin' on you so you need to jump in a cab and hurry up
Hey you should hurry up and pay him before somebody get hurt
Hey! what the fuck are you doing didn't I say all eyes on me yes ma'am
Hi i'm diana
Hold on
Hold on a second i'll be out in a second
Hold on all right hold on
Hold this hold the damn gun!
Hold up I don't want no motherfuckin' autograph I want them hos over there
Hold up this is my party respect the bitches one of the hos is here
Hold up what's happening where you're goin'
Holyfield you go
How am I supposed to watch you when you keep tryin' leave the club all the time
How are you i'm fine
How do you expect to pass your finals if you sleep through every one of my lectures
How much
How much big man ten dollars plus a two drink minimum
How much money you make working here
How you doin'
How you doin' ebony i'm junior
How you doing
How you know I hate my job
How you put up with your job
Hurry up get your g string ass out of here get out!
I ain't done nothin' to nobody! nothin'! nothin'!
I ain't fin to dance in front of them old ass white folk
I ain't got no g string and I ain't out there making no tips you know
I ain't trippin'
I ain't trying to get in your business but can I ask a question what
I am drunk
I asked you a question! shut up!
I been watching myself for a long motherfuckin' time now and if I want to make some extra money on the side that's my business not yours
I came to look for ebony
I can hear her mouth now
I can't give you my number blue
I can't stop her from doing what she want to do
I danced for 'em they was paying
I dj you dj I spin all the records
I don't be going for this you rolling me up in your window
I don't care about no luke I make my money just like that fool make his
I don't give a fuck about your homeboys
I don't know man he ain't in there
I don't know what you're talkin' about
I don't know whether to spin a record or break out the tartar sauce
I don't really trust this banana motherfucker
I don't think you understand dawg that's the mr doodoo brown man himself
I don't want to hear nothin' about her being in that bar
I fin to go upstairs and get me a table dance
I got a contract betwinxt me and you that say you do what I tell you to do
I got a house full of people upstairs!
I got all the way up to my senior year without getting caught in any bullshit the club had to offer
I got her baby you get some water and paper towels put her right here
I got to call the baby sitter
I got to shit so bad man i'm nervous!
I had a four year hustle plan that was the bomb
I had a little bit of a family problem I just had to clear my mind
I had lance my new boyfriend
I had to deal with the real world
I haven't helped you make it this far for you to mess up now
I haven't seen you in my class all week is there a problem
I hope you don't have that little girl working in that club with you it's bad enough you doing it
I hope you never make another penny in this motherfucker I quit
I just asked you a doggone don't be runnin' up on me like that!
I just broke up with my boyfriend you know how that can go we just might get back together
I just don't think it's fair that you charge me 250 percent interest on the money that you loan me when you already take 30 percent out of my check
I just might do you how junior did ebony
I knew k c and brooklyn were full of shit
I know huh I don't have no rubbers though
I know I know and don't tell her she works at the club neither
I know what day it is
I know what happened between you and ronnie they told me
I know what I want now
I love you tricks!
I loved the players club for providing a way for some of the girls to reach their goals in life but I hated the players club for all the girls it destroyed in the process
I made me some money
I make enough enough to do what
I may as well have been your dad or something 'cause you were out of there
I mean don't get me wrong it's cool getting those trick ass ****as to pay you ten dollars to see you dance naked
I mean if y'all want to see some ass y'all should pay just like everybody else
I might spend a dub
I need a bigger size
I need to come in diamond! I need to come in! diamond please let me in! don't leave me like this!
I run this motherfucker and anything in here I want I get and that includes you diamond
I said yeah because she was my favorite little cousin
I should kick your little ass ****a
I shouldn't have never let you live in my house
I smell a rat here I smell two
I spent a lot of money with you and you act like I don't even exist!
I swear you gonna be ok
I talked to a good friend of mine over at b e t
I tell him soon as he get back
I think that's about it you know just to the movies and right back home mr armstrong
I thought she was your favorite cousin
I thought you'd never ask
I told you about them two
I told you I was up
I told you tuesday I wanted to go out tonight
I told you we'd be back didn't we we out
I tried not to let this club change me but it has i'm not the same person I was before
I walked in a young lady and came out a woman knowin' a lot more about life
I want the shit you be drinkin' on not that watered down shit you be tryin' to serve us
I want you out of my house!
I want you to listen to me lil man and I want you to listen to me real good
I wanted to go out tonight
I wish I never got this ****a name tattooed on me
I worked at the players club 4 years before it burnt down and to tell you the truth i'm glad it's gone
I worked with these people before and you my protege so I know you'll blow their fucking minds
I would go to school in the daytime and I would pay for it at night
I'll be at my mom's till I find a new place to stay
I'll be over here
I'll call you tonight
I'll see you
I'll tell you something blue if I raise up gonna be trouble trouble! go walk it off
I'll tell you what you better go on back out there and get out my face before you get swole
I'm about to go to the waffle house get a bitch a sandwich or something
I'm at junior's bachelor party and i'm the only girl here and I really don't want to dance
I'm at the oakwood motel by the airport room 306
I'm back I didn't feel like working tonight
I'm black and i'm proud!
I'm black and i'm proud! (2)
I'm black and i'm proud! (3)
I'm dollar bill
I'm dollar bill! chi town!
I'm fin to go back inside
I'm glad tricks brought the right outfit
I'm going to pass how someone slid you a copy of the test
I'm going to pay st louis next week I swear! on the third
I'm going to southern tech!
I'm going to tell you the truth because i'm tired of fucking around with you
I'm gonna do something to make you feel great
I'm gonna go holler at dollar
I'm gonna kick your motherfuckin' ass naw after I kick your ass
I'm just trying to say what's up to luke
I'm losin' doggone money like a cancer patient losin' weight!
I'm not calling you a ho okay but it's not about what you are it's about what they think you are what they friends and they mamas think
I'm not gettin' no money for this neither
I'm not talking about jamal
I'm out of here
I'm overreacting no you trippin'
I'm sick of this place
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry I didn't know
I'm sorry
I'm sorry don't be I understand
I'm sorry I can't make your graduation
I'm sorry i'm sorry
I'm supposed to get some pussy tonight
I'm supposed to keep her out of trouble
I'm the one that's getting married tomorrow you gots to be nice to me
I'm thinkin' about quittin' this business! just goin' back to chi town start all over
I'm tired of it lance! i'm tired!
I'm trying to
I'm your man so I know what's best for you
If anybody here don't want to get murdered get the fuck out!
If you are that grown you need to get the hell out of this house!
If you don't pay him he don't pay me and i'm gonna take that real personal and i'm gonna come get you
If you see dollar bill tell him he's got some warrants
In this business closed legs don't get fed and it's as simple as that
Investigate the subject for yourself don't trust anyone's research but your own
Is ebony working at that club with you
Is she at the hotel I don't know you never know with her
Is she here yet downstairs
Is that right damn skippy
Is that right yeah
It ain't what I think I think you were fucking my cousin in my house! that ain't what I think
It's about time you took so long I don't even know what I want no more
It's about to be off the hook
It's bitches like you that make it hard for women like me!
It's cool diamond i'll be right back
It's gonna be a pop fool
It's men up there right no women
It's my party and you're torturing me
It's ok
It's starting to smell like aqua boogie up in this motherfucker straight fish and chips
It's time to hear that pop
It's your business you right but what you trying to do make a career of this maybe
Jamal he told me she was dancing with you
Junior i'm with the phone with her right now she tryin' to get a ride
Junior! open the door!
Junior's now serving time for ebony's **** he never did get married
Just because she ain't all stuck up like you
Just chill out 'cause brooklyn told us to page him when we see dollar bill so you know just lay up in the cut damn
Just hold her head up
Just hold on
Just keep her away from that bar
Just like you dropping jamal off here every other night
Just quit fuckin' with my shit! please!
Just stay professional
Just the two ladies we've been looking for come on come on girls let's go baby
Keep your eyes open in case something transpire!
Keys please keys please!
Kibbles and tits kibbles and tits
Kinda cute a little makeup fix your hair a little different
Lance this is my cousin ebony how you doing
Let him out
Let me get a dance
Let me get your foot up this boy's heavy he got some big old feet too
Let me go check on ebony real quick
Let me go! let me go!
Let me hit some of that
Let me holler at you for a minute!
Let me out of here! I got insomnia!
Let me see you again!
Let me tell you somethin'!
Let us in or what go home
Let's go
Let's go in and handle this business
Let's just bring them in see if they got warrants
Let's raise we got to go do that thing
Let's roll up in here
Like in this business hounds can be male and female and I tried to avoid both
Lil man come here
Lil man shut the fuck up
Listen go back out there and leave that side door open to make sure in case I got to do something real quick now go on you did good go on
Long time ago long long time ago white men went to africa
Look around you everybody here is naked
Look at all that ass stampedin'!
Look at him he look like rudolph
Look at my business look at my business
Look at this here! xl! lil man!
Look at you come on in give me your stuff
Look at you no you don't
Look at you you all drunk and shit
Look baby I came over here to make up with you right I ain't going nowhere until you talk to me just talk to me!
Look diana sometimes family has to help family
Look here get on in there there you go bag and everything
Look here ****a I know y'all don't want no motherfucking trouble
Look I ain't taking nothin' off until you motherfuckers give me some more money
Look I came over ebony opened up the door and she started talking about she had a crook in her neck and I said I was gonna help her work it out
Look I know what your cousin probably been telling you about me
Look i'm not trying to turn you out i'm just trying to turn you on to some game
Look i'm tired of arguing about this what you gonna do
Look man he ain't tryin' to meet nobody
Look me and my boys was wondering if you could break us off a little lunch table dance
Look since you're in here questionin' me I got a question where's my money for this
Look what brooklyn done to my nose
Look would you stop
Look you ain't nothing all you do is spin records that's all you do
Look you gonna be all right i'm gonna be right there with you ain't nothin' gonna happen that you don't wanna happen
Look you talk to your cousin today
Lookie here lookie here
Luke and the too tittle crew
Luke here luke who me so horny the rapper
Magilla gorilla magilla gorilla
Make sure you give them their money's worth girl
Make that money girl don't let it make you
Make the money don't let it make you
Man did you at least pinch the bitch
Man fuck y'all!
Man hurry up!
Man I ain't lying man he went to the airport man
Man I can hear you from here man what I said I can hear you from here
Man I don't care what you do you roll up here trying to sound all proper but you still got to pay
Man i'm not worried this here's gonna be my alibi i've been here all night
Man no look I swear man
Man speed this motherfucker up go around one more time
Man they can see you anytime they want!
Man! man come on! I swear on everything I love man he's not in there I swear to god!
Maybe I should just blam!
Maybe we'll go one size smaller
Me and clyde ran a train on her about two weeks ago
Me and lance broke up this morning
Me so horny too you look horny
Me so horny!
Miron can I just do one dance no thank you
Miron I got to go
Miss armstrong
Momma why are you gettin' dressed up here
Mommy's not going to work
Motherfucker stop!
Move your ass on make that booty flap for me got to be hip every day
Move your damn car man
Mr st louis is coming to your club and he wants a payment of 10000 dollars
My first table dance was the most degrading experience of my life
My head cold you know how it get too cold and freeze your brain brain freezin'
My name is diana armstrong but my stage name is diamond
My neck is hurtin'
My sister would have a fit
Nah man I told 'em you went to the airport and they left
Nah she didn't come home last night
Naw I can't
Naw i'm busy right now
Naw pull up in front of the building man I want to get him myself
Nervous
Nervous don't think I can go out there looking like this
Next
****a what all of that for ten dollars
****a you know the routine
No baby no!
No hold on this ain't that type of party I just came to dance for y'all that's al
No I didn't what happened
No i'm not going to cheat
No i'm not! that's where you want me to go!
No it's not get out get out now
No let her out the car first
No let me out
No man he went to the airport
No n o motherfucker can't you hear
No no no !
No no you hold up she got to get changed it'll be a minute
No no you overreacting as usual diamond
No problem
No shit they the police
No slim fast baby I want some henn doggy dog
No what you need to do is get out here and make this money and grow the fuck up
No who told you that
No you are not! not with my goddamn money! you are not!
No you're not sorry shut up you always with somebody's man
No! no! get out the car girl they going to **** you
No! she is not goin' anywhere!
Not everybody got regular customers
Nothin' sure don't look like nothin'
Now everybody's crazy you can't trust no motherfucker but you always been there
Now if you looking for some fine asses you need to keep on looking
Now just get your little bony ass out of here
Now let's go ho
Now listen i've cleared everything with dollar bill
Now this gots to be the hos
Now watch your tone and keep your hands on your head
Now what we have here is a failure to recompensate
Now you open your mouth wide and say ahh
Oh I get it you think because you a lowlife pig you too good to watch me no ma'am
Oh lord
Oh man look at this here
Oh my god
Oh my god (2)
Oh my god get me something please here you go right here
Oh my god oh boy
Oh my god!
Oh my god! (2)
Oh my mama
Oh please don't give me none of them ronnie ho quotes
Oh please! if you could've seen the expression on your face when I walked in
Oh shit we got luke in the house what's up big boy
Oh sweetie no you can't stay up
Oh that so
Oh yeah tell ebony we understand no do mean no
Oh yeah that's her that's her
Oh yeah that's nice but all money ain't good money so how you make yours
Oh! you gonna be all right ronnie
Ok i'll call back
Ok if you can if you can come pick me up please
Ok ladies make a hole move it!
Okay here is your receipt
Okay I got me a good woman here
Okay i'm gonna calm these fools down i'm gonna fix you another drink and i'm coming back in here in ten minutes
Okay now she said let her out let her out before I call the police on y'all
Okay whatever
Okay you just stay here and keep your eyes on the front door man I got a situation keep your eyes open man!
Old cock blocking ass bitch
One more time for rodney king say it loud!
Open it up all right on three one two three
Open up the door bitch
Open up the door open up the door
Open your mouth ****a!
Or you must be jimmy walker
Out to eat and then a movie where else
Pay no country boy nothin'! nothin'!
People in school got something to say my family got something to say
Peters and freeman are still harassing people all day every day
Peters freeman!
Pitiful ass look at you you ain't so big now
Please call somebody please help me
Please please! I need time please! diamond just let me in! diamond please let me in!
Please somebody pho
Please!
Pretend like you're at home in your bathroom by yourself
Punk ass miami ****as fuck y'all ****as man
Punk fetus
Put your hands on your head man come on
Put your head in the motherfucking car ****a!
Really huh what you call this looky here looky here smell that
Reggie and clyde were last seen at the freaknik in atlanta
Reggie why y'all leavin'
Right here
Right here is the home number right at the top the pager's right there and if ray ray answers tell him to go ahead and put you through
Right very good give me a hug
Ronnie and tricks
Ronnie don't you worry about nothin' diamond and blue is through i'm gonna make sure they is through!
Ronnie I feel funny goin' out there by myself
Same old broke ass ignorant ass thirsty ****as nothin' new don't even waste your time
Say man st louis and them they just left man you got to pay them
Say man they came
See if we can't break you off a little something something
See you later
See you later girl call me tomorrow
See you tomorrow in class right in class all right good bye bye
See you tomorrow man
Send security or somebody I don't care
Send them fools in
She ain't nothin' but a little strip ho anyway
She better hurry 'cause I ain't fin to dance by myself
She come by the club sometimes momma but she don't work there
She goes by the name of diamond and in this case she's a man's best friend
She got to go upstairs don't you
She sleeping asleep no no
She started out dancing in the late 1800s
She was a premier dancer in the underground railroad back when kunta kinte was big ballin' and shot callin'
She would stay out all night and I would have to spend all morning looking for her
She'll let you fuck
She's a little twisted
Shit been crazy around here
Shit hey man I ain't seen this one
Shit man let me out damn
Shit torture his ass dead man don't pay no bills you understand what i'm sayin'
Shit!
Shoot man
Shoot man it wasn't my fault she was askin' for it man
Shot up the place you know that's right
Shut up! shut up!
Six hundred
Sleeping like a baby
So he went to europe tried to start the same thing but it didn't happen
So if you don't have my money i'm gonna
So instead of checking into southern tech that semester
So that was her again
So to show him I got me a little apartment with my baby's father
So watch your tone and keep your hands on your head
So what
So what are we supposed to do man torture and kill him or just kill him
So what do we do when our mainstream media quotes our tabloid media what do we do yes
So what do you do at the players club
So what happened to you last night
So what i'm trying to go to school
So what'd you do
So what's up rookie you trying to get money or what yeah
So what's up what else you want to see
So where are you taking my little girl tonight
So where we changing right upstairs come in come in girl
So you heard about diana's other boyfriend
So you know what that means don't you yes ma'am
Somebody call the police
Somebody lied to you
Something's going down man I don't know
Sometimes blood ain't no thicker than water and sometimes family will bring you down quicker than strangers
St louis wants to talk to you
St louis what's up
Stand outside and make sure don't nobody come in
Start the music
Stick your head in the window
Stop don't touch me come on didn't we start off as friends yeah so you'd think we'd be closer than that
Stop the car
Stop the goddamn music
Stripping business started in africa
Stupid freak!
Stups I swear stupid
Take some of that bass out your voice bitch you just forgot your keys you dumb ass
Take this with you short man one to grow on
Tell dollar bill to bring me my money
Tell me about it it's so stupid
Tell that tramp to hurry up
Tell you what though take us down the block to the pay phone i'll call my uncle up he'll straighten everything out
Tell your mama to quit paging me
Telling me what they know what's best for me and jamal
Ten minutes ten minutes
Thank you
Thank you for walking me
That a gun and in the club to make sure everybody is happy
That motherfucker asleep let him drop
That should be telling you something!
That's a rowdy place where you work
That's all you did was just dance that's it
That's all you do is play records yes sir
That's for ebony! that's for me!
That's her brother and his little friends you going to know everybody there
That's it that's it
That's it that's it and drink as much as you can as fast as you can you might as well get faded
That's my little brother
That's my ****a ronnie
That's not true you know i'd rather be with you you don't act like it
That's right if anybody oh shit what
That's right youngster you better make that money long as you can you ain't going to have that body forever trust me
That's right! and don't come back till you get some sense in you!
That's that bankhead bud right there you hit this you'll be like
That's the shit!
That's true you know what i'm saying all right
That's what happened
That's what you get for not letting us in you little punk
That's when I met tricks and ronnie
That's why I get thirty percent
That's why you ain't got no neck can't use nothin' but head and shoulders fat boy
That's why you take a vise grip and you pull out his teeth
The big day is coming
The hair on your chest look like taco meat it's all right though I love you all right
The hell you mean you can't do it I can't do it
The ladies are gonna go air out them asses and put them g strings on ice all right
The money was fast and easy and I needed it
The motel no for what i'm not even sleepy i'm well rested you know
The players club was owned by this low life named dollar bill always in debt
Them white folks got green money
Then it's on
Then what will you pay for
There you go keep the change
Therefore shut the fuck don't say nothin' don't speak to me don't look at me
These hos is tired it's my last time coming here dude
They all greedy
They can see you dance inside
They couldn't pay me enough to smell motherfuckers' feet all day
They done fucked up the church's money
They going to kill me
They just wanted me to dance for them
They said they knew some people giving a party at the belmont and they wanted some dancers so I went
They shootin' upstairs!
They tried to kill me man i'm so glad to see you man you just don't know
They're in there yeah
This ain't my fault
This ain't my fault man!
This ain't no damn ho house!
This ain't right man this is cold man
This ain't the same thing
This bitch is crazy
This fool don't never come to his own club
This is police brutality man
This is what's up ****a we tired of playing with your ass ****a today you going to die
This punk I been knowing since tenth grade
This white man went from village to village to seek out these beautiful black women watching them perform in the nude
Those damn girls better be onstage
Those white bitches told him the most beautiful words you ever wanna hear in our profession
Tight shorts wearing trick
Titties! asses free
Today is thursday
Trick
Trick! play it again
Tricks is already here but the boys been waiting on you all night
Tricks went to go get him about 45 minutes ago
Tricks you silly man
Try not to look at the customer okay just look at yourself in the mirror and dance sexy to the music
Try to get those white bitches to dance the same identical way but to no avail
Turn around let me see damn she got ass!
Turn down the radio
Used to be honor among motherfuckin' thieves
Very good
Wait a goddamn minute! she gettin' dressed!
Wait a minute just calm down I can explain everything it ain't what you think
Wait a minute let me talk to you look at you god what is wrong with you
Wait a minute y'all don't want to see me dance inside but y'all want to take me home
Wait wait wait now where you goin'
Wake up come on wake up man
Wake up dollar bill!
Wake up! I am up
Was it a dumb ass club when I met you there
Was y'all fags in high school or did y'all wait until you got on the police force
Wasn't no shame in our black women wasn't no shame in them walking around bucket nekkid
Wasn't nobody but billy earl and them actin' crazy
Watch me wait a minute you supposed to be watching me who told you to watch me was it my mama huh
Watch my nuts man
Watch your tone and keep your hands on your head
We ain't paying for no damn dance ain't that right reg
We ain't watchin' no more pornos man!
We don't need yo money! we don't need nothin' from you!
We going to pull a train on this ****a choo choo!
We got a two drink minimum and water don't count
We just came here to relax and have a good time that's all we don't want no trouble
We just usin' what we got to get what we want
We need ambulances and paramedics or somethin'
We'll be back you little fucker
We'll get some honeys in here luke
We'll get that ass next time
We're gonna take a pause for the cause
We're still together
Welcome to the stripping game partner
Well if that's all y'all got you don't want too much
Well let me see
Well let's go ho what look that's exactly what they about to call you upstairs so you might as well get used to it
Well look don't quit school all right you finish your schoolin' and graduate they're gonna be kissing your ass when you're through
Well look in there and get the key for the spare damn
Well mama I wish the next time you volunteer my house to your sister's kids you ask me first
Well ronnie and tricks came up to me last night and asked if I wanted to make some extra money
Well we glad to see you too man you under arrest for what you got warrants big baby
What
What are you doing
What club y'all work at club sugar daddy
What did you do to her what's wrong with you what did you do that to her
What do you want
What do you want why you keep callin' me I ain't got nothin' to say to you
What don't nobody know what's best for me my damn daddy don't even know what's best for me!
What happened
What happened i'll let her tell you
What happened to you why
What I thought you was going with us
What it look like out there
What man
What she say
What the fuck y'all doing down here
What the hell you doing ****a look look look!
What up man
What was that pull over
What y'all doing with dollar's car man nothin'
What y'all some prostitutes hell no we dancers
What you doing sitting up in the dark how'd you get in here
What you don't trust your own brother son no now run me my money
What you gonna dance with me right
What you gonna do to make him feel better man
What you need to be tryin' to do is get your money before them other bitches get here
What you saying man he ain't there waiting on me
What you think I think I need a smaller size what you think
What you trippin' for you crazy!
What you waitin' on for her to dance
What you waitin' on girl you better get yo money
What you waiting on the players club
What you want joe some slim fast
What you want us to do saint you want us to go get him
What you're talkin' about ain't nobody going to **** nobody
What'll I look like dancing out there them my peoples i'm not dancin'
What's happenin' what's up man
What's his name dollar
What's the matter baby girl
What's up diamond
What's up lil man
What's up lil man why you trippin'
What's up man
What's up new booty how you doing
What's up shorty
What's up sis thanks for the party
What's up there shorty ready to finish what we started at the players club no
What's up this dick
What's up tricks
What's up what's up
What's up why y'all leavin' what's wrong ****as ran out of beer or somethin'
What's up with the strippers all my people's gettin' restless
What's up y'all
What's wrong with you i'll blow your ass all the way back to chicago
Whatever
Whatever we been here five minutes already
Whatever you do to my little daughter i'm gonna do to you
When can I start immediately
When it was my turn to dance I was shittin' bricks I felt like a mouse in a room full of snakes
When you going to quit working at that dumb ass club
Where is ebony I don't know she didn't want to come in tonight
Where my tits at put some tits in this ass
Where ronnie she in the room
Where the hell is diamond
Where the rest of the girls at
Where's ebony
Where's my money from the party you did I want my money and i'm not playing with you
Where's my tapes fuck them tapes! let's go!
Where's your boss
Which way that way
While lil man is currently managing a strip club back in chicago
White man got a idea
Who else wants some me! me! me!
Who he talkin' to like that he talkin' to your ass
Who junior hell no you better get somebody else to do it
Who the fuck you talkin' to like that you don't talk to me like that!
Who they leave somebody out there
Who you talkin' to like you ain't got no sense you
Who you think you is dj quik kid capri
Who you think you is super save a ho
Who's that ebony she keep callin' me tryin' to apologize
Why did we come here why are you so jittery what did my father do to you
Why don't I just bust a cap in yours
Why don't you just wait
Why don't you put that crossword puzzle away and come on upstairs early you wish
Why ebony why
Why I always make sure you get home safe
Why is that you know why don't nobody want to turn a ho into a housewife
Why not there's some ballers out there they ready to pay you
Why they bein' prohibited
Why you keep asking me what i'm gonna do just what it sound like what you gonna do
Why you leavin'
Why'd you try to leave the club with them fools
William dollar you own the players club
Word on the street is that you out there dancing butt naked at the players club
Worse than them females
Would you stop lookin' at your clock
Would you with this raggedy ass shit
Wow professor thank you I really appreciate it everything you've done for me
Xl ain't got nothin' to do with y'all just give me some room
Y'all ain't shit! your mamas ain't shit and your babies ain't gonna be shit!
Y'all always trying to get something I hate you ****as
Y'all been running prostitutes through bachelor parties
Y'all cannot park here yeah man we know but I got luke and some of his friends in the limo and they want to know if they can attend your club tonight
Y'all don't be into talking shit and don't be fucking with the girls and don't let 'em see all that gold in your mouth
Y'all don't want us to call aaa
Y'all know she got bills to pay so come out your pockets and quit being so cheap
Y'all need to close the door and step behind the line I ain't letting nobody in yet partner
Y'all trippin' man
Yeah assume the fucking position yes ma'am!
Yeah baby! yeah! very impressive yeah! miami style baby
Yeah boy!
Yeah but that ****a got more hos and more money than your ass so i'm gonna go holler at him
Yeah I didn't even think you was coming in tonight
Yeah I got to go upstairs
Yeah I know you know
Yeah I remember you
Yeah I was thinking though that maybe I could talk to you as opposed to screaming over the music all the time I could get your number or something
Yeah i'm scarin' you too huh
Yeah look at me
Yeah say it loud!
Yeah she told me to make sure you stay out of trouble here and I told her I would
Yeah she's a cowgirl but she likes hanging with the cowboys
Yeah that's her she works at the players club
Yeah well why not
Yeah whatever
Yeah you can you just got to learn how to relax
Yeah you can't clap your booty like your cousin she can get paid
Yes that's right show me the money baby
Yo junior your party is whack know what i'm saying
Yo pop this in
You about to get married tomorrow right yeah
You ain't got no doggone warrant! you ain't got nothin'!
You ain't like the other bitches!
You ain't nothin'! you don't deserve nothin' you don't get nothin'
You all expect us to believe that yeah well look
You already caught up so what's the difference
You always said to say what I feel right so I feel like you should give me your phone number
You and your daddy
You better be
You better find a way
You better get away from this car
You better get the hell away from this car
You better get upstairs and shake some ass!
You better not be lying i'll get out this motherfucking car and kick your ass myself
You better not go hey! clyde!
You better sound off too say it loud!
You better stick your head in this window unless that suit you got on is made of kevlar or some shit
You better wear your bulletproof vest all day! all motherfuckin' day!
You borrowed 60000 dollars from st louis
You call me when you're ready
You call that dancing
You call that work
You can start tonight if you want to
You can stick it out at the players club if you want
You can't park here you can't get in free now what
You could be making a lot more money than what you're making up in here if you would just use what you got to get what you want and stop messing with this chump change
You do whatever you got to do to get paid
You doing junior bachelor party right me who is junior
You don't have nothin' to show me
You don't scare me god damn it
You drink here let me show you something
You either gonna give it to me or i'm gonna take it just like I did last time
You get what I give you
You getting married tomorrow man well sit your ass down this is my party
You go and tell diamond to get her funky ass upstairs 'cause she up first
You goddamn right! i'm suin' both of y'all!
You going to mess around and be just like diamond's ass
You gonna be all right yeah i'll be all right
You gonna have to step back partner luke is busy
You gonna make us pay hell yeah I don't care who in the back
You got a joint have the rest of this drink
You got change ****a
You got that baby!
You got to watch your family sometimes harder than your friends and your enemies
You got your bag yeah I got it
You have the opportunity to go upstate to a good college and that is where you are going!
You haven't made one payment yet
You hear somethin'
You hooking me up that's right
You know diamonds are a girl's best friend
You know goddamned well freeman you wrong man!
You know I don't even get down like that
You know I don't keep track of them other hos if they say they comin' they comin' fuck 'em
You know that white girl vanilla from the club right she's supposed to be comin'
You know there's always somebody on the side 'i seen the whole thing'
You know they was gonna try her
You know tina I never really got a chance to say to you that i'm sorry and to thank you really
You know we never did like his punk ass
You know what every time I come into this motherfucking place you are the same one starting problems
You know what I ain't even mad at you 'cause you a ho I knew you was a ho before you moved up here
You know what I was thinkin' the same thing i'll be upstairs xl wait!
You know what that mean
You know what the only reason why I hurt so much is because I thought you was my family I thought you loved me but I guess you don't
You know you can't park there girl
You lucky it's black history month or it would've been a lot worse
You make that payment or listen for the pop
You might be a little tied up
You might not be doin' none of that tonight
You movin' way too fast trust me
You must be one of the new ones what's your name
You must think you grown huh you think you got this whole world figured out
You need a baby sitter
You need a bigger size uh
You need help to put does on
You need to get on the phone and call some more girls
You need to stop fighting me diamond i'm not one of these trick ass ****as i'm not gonna chase you stop
You need to wait over there man that's the jack off line over there
You only been here 3 weeks and you already getting sucked up into this bullshit sucked up yes
You probably only going to make enough money to buy yourself a honda civic
You ready
You really hate your job don't you
You scared me lance
You scary as hell you bony
You see the professor did a bit of research of his own and it seems that you were able to make every one of your other classes every one except mine
You see what they did to them yeah
You should give him a call and see what he's got for you
You should go in there and see what's happenin'
You should have never told nobody that was your cousin
You sittin' down here bullshittin' and when you bullshit you mess with my percentage!
You so damn fat you get your fat ass up off me thank you damn baby
You sure y'all aren't going out to the mozi wozi the mozi wozi
You take a ice pick you gonna stick the ****a in his kneecaps
You tell 'em baby here you go honey you shake it
You tell black ass he better not make me get out this goddamn car
You tell dollar bill he need to get at me man a s a p
You the motherfucker they caught jacking off in the bathroom
You think I didn't knew nothin' about it but dollar knew everything about it!
You think you better than everybody up in here no ma'am
You think you special or something no ma'am
You too you fat motherfucker!
You ugly motherfucker!
You want a dance miron
You want me to blow your goddamn head off lil man
You want something to drink I don't drink no more that's right girl good for you
You want to go in there don't you nah i'm all right with you
You was going to let them run a train on you
You wouldn't even know how to handle it
You'd rather shake your ass in front of some strangers than spend some time with your man
You're damn skippy
You're lucky there's three of y'all!
You're not dancing are you nah
You're not going to one of those ****** colleges!
You're pretty good at what you're doing
You're scarin' my baby
Your ass is ours
Your cousin let me in
Your little cousin's a ho
Your little girl yes right your little girl I was thinking maybe i'd take her out to eat maybe we'll go for a movie or something
Your name is diamond huh yeah
'cause it ain't the same no more it ain't the same
'scuse me are you motherfuckers dancers
(all laughing)
(ebony crying)
(ebony screams)
(girl clears throat loudly)
(gun shot)
(gun shot) (2)
(gun shot) (3)
(gun shot) (4)
(gun shot) (5)
(gun shot) (6)
(gun shot) aw man
(gun shots)
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